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Is this book suitable for reading on the toilet?
Absolutely! Just remember to courtesy flush.
Will reading this book improve my bathroom etiquette?
Results may vary, but we guarantee you'll never look at a toilet brush the same way again.
Is Confuse-us real?
As real as the need to wash your hands after using the facilities!