The Legend of Confuse-us
Timeless Bathroom Wisdom from the Ancient Scholar
By Laurence Grant
Ancient wisdom for modern bathroom etiquette
Welcome to the world of Confuse-us, the long-lost contemporary of Confucius who dedicated his life to the noble pursuit of proper bathroom behavior. In The Legend of Confuse-us, you'll discover a treasure trove of hilarious and surprisingly practical advice for navigating the most private of spaces.
From the mind of Laurence Grant comes a book that will have you laughing on and off the toilet. Dive into a world where ancient Chinese philosophy meets modern bathroom humor, and learn why flushing might just be the key to enlightenment.
The Legend of Confuse-us
Timeless Bathroom Wisdom from the Ancient Scholar
By Laurence Grant
Ancient wisdom for modern bathroom etiquette
Welcome to the world of Confuse-us, the long-lost contemporary of Confucius who dedicated his life to the noble pursuit of proper bathroom behavior. In The Legend of Confuse-us, you'll discover a treasure trove of hilarious and surprisingly practical advice for navigating the most private of spaces.
From the mind of Laurence Grant comes a book that will have you laughing on and off the toilet. Dive into a world where ancient Chinese philosophy meets modern bathroom humor, and learn why flushing might just be the key to enlightenment.
About the Book
The Legend of Confuse-us is not your typical bathroom reader. It's a journey through time and space (well, mostly bathroom spaces) that will forever change the way you think about your porcelain throne.
Inside, you'll find:
• The lost teachings of Confuse-us
• Hilarious bathroom etiquette rules
• Song parodies that will have you singing in the shower
• Yiddish-inspired "Yingles" for a multicultural approach to hygiene
• And much more!
Sample Wisdom:
"Man who leave seat up after use, engages in subtle woman abuse."
- Confuse-us
"He who wipes with care, shows respect beyond compare."
- Confuse-us
About the Author:
Laurence Grant is a self-proclaimed bathroom etiquette expert with years of field research under his belt. When not pondering the finer points of toilet paper orientation, Laurence enjoys long walks to public restrooms and singing in the shower.
About the Book
The Legend of Confuse-us is not your typical bathroom reader. It's a journey through time and space (well, mostly bathroom spaces) that will forever change the way you think about your porcelain throne.
Inside, you'll find:
• The lost teachings of Confuse-us
• Hilarious bathroom etiquette rules
• Song parodies that will have you singing in the shower
• Yiddish-inspired "Yingles" for a multicultural approach to hygiene
• And much more!
Sample Wisdom:
"Man who leave seat up after use, engages in subtle woman abuse."
- Confuse-us
"He who wipes with care, shows respect beyond compare."
- Confuse-us
About the Author:
Laurence Grant is a self-proclaimed bathroom etiquette expert with years of field research under his belt. When not pondering the finer points of toilet paper orientation, Laurence enjoys long walks to public restrooms and singing in the shower.
Get in Touch
Have a burning question about bathroom etiquette?
Want to share your own Confuse-us-inspired wisdom? Drop us a line!
Get in Touch
Have a burning question about bathroom etiquette?
Want to share your own Confuse-us-inspired wisdom? Drop us a line!
Follow the Way of Confuse-us:
Follow the Way of Confuse-us:
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this book suitable for reading on the toilet?
Absolutely! Just remember to courtesy flush.
Will reading this book improve my bathroom etiquette?
Results may vary, but we guarantee you'll never look at a toilet brush the same way again.
Is Confuse-us real?
As real as the need to wash your hands after using the facilities!
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this book suitable for reading on the toilet?
Absolutely! Just remember to courtesy flush.
Will reading this book improve my bathroom etiquette?
Results may vary, but we guarantee you'll never look at a toilet brush the same way again.
Is Confuse-us real?
As real as the need to wash your hands after using the facilities!